PEOPLE I LOVE, PEOPLE I HATE
A list of people I love:
-People who want to order multiple plates to share instead of their own.
-All my exes.
-All the new girlfriends of my exes, thank you for taking them, they deserve love and emotional stability.
-My nephew who says I’m a legend.
-Old people who did not turn bitter, but instead embody that Betty White/Morgan Freeman vibe.
-People who are passionate about things like stones or airplanes.
-People who are passionate about anything.
-My family, even when they annoy the hell out of me.
-My media teacher in high-school, who pushed me to defy the school by creating an installation where I told the headmaster to fuck herself.
-Old women who still wear lipstick and eyeshadow, go queens!
-Everyone who ever told me I couldn’t, shouldn’t, or wouldn’t. Nothing could have motivated me more.
-Strangers who smile at you.
-People who aren’t afraid to express themselves.
-People who say “text me when you get home”
-Elizabeth Gilbert, thank you for writing my bible.
-Eeva Kolu, thank you for telling me I deserved rest.
-My therapist.
A list of people I hate:
-Girls who think only by putting other women down you can stand up.
-Mean people with talent.
-People who litter.
-Fuckboys who pretend to be gentlemen, just fucking tell me what you want.
-Gay men who think just because they are gay they can look down on others. Sorry, queerness does not entitle you to be condescending.
-People who apologize and then say “but I…”.
-Young people who do not take out their ID at the cashier until they’re asked, we get it, you want to be a grown-up.
-Ignorant people who only argue instead of conversing.
-Old people who are bitter at the world for getting old.
-People who mock others for having fun.
-People who judge other people's dancing.
-Men who say “I support equality, but I’m not a feminist”. Hello sir, excuse me, are you fucking dumb?
-White people who complain about the image of white people as racists. Maybe take a long hard look in the mirror if it bothers you so?
-Sexist/misogynistic people.
-Groups of teenagers, they fucking scare me, are they judging me on tiktoks?
-That one lady who got angry at me for laughing at her dog. It looked fucking hilarious with its tongue out and frizzy fur.
-Bachelor groups who circle women like piranhas.
-People who never worked a day in the service industry and have no clue how to act.
-Men who tell women how to behave.
